Jack Lalanne’s Power Juicer
At 95 years old Jack Lalanne is the oldest fitness guru alive. He hosted TV shows, wrote books, opened 200 fitness centers that he sold to a company that would later become Bally’s, and marketed the hell out of a little product called “The Power Juicer”. This product helps you get the most out of your vegetables by crushing them and drinking their sweet nectar. Mom always told me the nutrients were in the skin, either mom or Jack is lying. Mom lied about Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and my real father, whoever he is. Jack wins my trust, let’s see if he wins my cash.